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I have received quite a few messages concerning the whereabouts of the Archbishop. Short answer is that I don’t know. Every June, Slappy announces that he is free. This year, I tried to tell him that he only lives here and is free to come and go as he wishes. His response was, “I don’t … More Slappy is Missing

Judging by the many e-mails that I have received, some of you are more than a little upset about “Chalkie Awareness Week”. All I can say is, be thankful that the creator of it does not live in your house. That being said, I find it particularly hilarious that so many people have enough time … More Chalkie Awareness Week

When Slappy first showed me these texts, I was shocked. I didn’t know that Shady Yasin was into these kind of things. After thinking about it for a moment, I realized that Slappy does not have a phone and is incapable of texting. (I did give him a phone once, all he did was order … More Weird Texts from Shady