HomelessPimps.com

Here we are several years into our experiment and all I have to show for it is a homeless man (who thinks he is the reincarnation of Dolemite) living in my basement. It seems like my high paying salary as a fast food manager is not enough to adequately fund this venture. I need a … More Searching for Miracle Investors

No matter how long this goes on for, I am still shocked about the things that I have to clarify. No, Slappy has not found a sexually transmitted covid vaccine. He is not a scientist. He is a crazy homeless person. He lives in my basement. He does not have any “Hoes”. To the best … More Sexually Transmitted Covid Vaccine

Against my better judgement, I finally acquiesced and bought a phone with a camera for Archbishop Slappy. I was worried about what he would say, but it was still better than hearing him yell about a “camera phone” incessantly. I didn’t expect to have to say what I am going to say next: We at … More Tigers