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The Archbishop was so inspired and thankful for your support over the last few months that he decided to give you all the gift of his original Christmas story.  Here he is with, “How Slappy Saved Christmas”.  Although, he prefers the title, “The Pimpus Claus”.

Despite what some people on the internet want you to believe, Archbishop Slappy is in the state.  For the time being, he lives in my basement.  Also, contrary the rumors that you may have heard, he is not locked in my basement.  He is free to come and go as he pleases, but for security … More Slappy Photos

Check out our new monthly raffle.  It is free to enter and one lucky winner will be drawn on the 20th of every month.  The winner will receive signed, authentic memoribilia!  Limit one entry per e-mail address.  Multiple entries will void all entries involving duplicate e-mail addresses.  Good Luck!