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Due to a need to expand, we recently increased Slappy’s royalty fee from 20 to 25% of the net after management fees.  This has allowed us to try and help two more souls.  After an exhausting tryout, we have settled upon two men.  Their names are Bobo and Cha Cha.  Bobo will be dressed in a green and gold motif while Cha Cha will be wearing royal purple. 

If you see either, please show them how much you appreciate the people on the bottom rung of our society trying to make the city a better place.  Imagine flocks of tourists coming to Philly just to tip the homeless!  It’s going to be a huge hit!