Despite what some people on the internet want you to believe, Archbishop Slappy is in the state. For the time being, he lives in my basement. Also, contrary the rumors that you may have heard, he is not locked in my basement. He is free to come and go as he pleases, but for security reasons we do lock it when we are sleeping. There is also window that he can get out of if he needs to.
Anyway, the photos of His Royal Pimpness that have been circulating are FAKE. If you look closely, you can see that it is the same picture of him cleverly photoshopped in different settings. That being said, it is kind of funny and it does bring awareness to our cause. There is no bad press I guess, so here are a couple of my favorites:
And of course, Archbishop Slappy with Cambodian children:
