If you have done any of the math that Slappy has suggested, you would realize that 5000 donations of 88 cents a day amounts to over $1.5 million a year. I’m sure that he has done the math. I know better than most people that he is crazy, but that does not mean that he is not capable of an elaborate ruse.
Even though I don’t believe that there is anything illegal about his request, something about it is off. I really don’t want a major fraud trial to add to his other legal woes. It’s getting really expensive already.
I think we’re all better off letting this one go. If you would like to offer Slappy a job, we are entertaining offers (pimping and sex trafficking jobs offers will not be accepted). If you are looking to give him 88 cents a day, please do it with full knowledge that $1.5 million a year is probably better off in other hands.
In closing, remember that Slappy is exceedingly intelligent, but he uses his power in cunning attempts to deceive people. Don’t fall for it. Make him work for a living like the rest of us.
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