When Slappy first showed me these texts, I was shocked. I didn’t know that Shady Yasin was into these kind of things. After thinking about it for a moment, I realized that Slappy does not have a phone and is incapable of texting. (I did give him a phone once, all he did was order pizza even though he didn’t have the money to pay for it)
I asked the Archbishop where these texts from Shady Yasin came from and he said “the internet”. I find the whole thing hard to believe, and I think it’s safe to say that this is FAKE. Funny, but fake. I hope that nobody who had a crush on Shady got excited by these fraudulent texts and got their hopes up. Then again, if you have hopes of spanking Shady while he is wearing a Bo Peep outfit, go ahead and ask him. You never know until you try!
BUT THESE ARE REAL!
Just to be safe, you might want your children to be supervised at all times around Shady.
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