I have received quite a few messages concerning the whereabouts of the Archbishop. Short answer is that I don’t know.
Every June, Slappy announces that he is free. This year, I tried to tell him that he only lives here and is free to come and go as he wishes. His response was, “I don’t gotta listen to no chalkie,” and I “don’t control Slaps no more.” For the record, I don’t control him at all. He won’t do anything I ask him to anyway.
I think that this is some sort of Juneteenth celebration in his head. I don’t know where he goes or what he does, but he usually returns by the end of the month. I just hope that he returns safe. If anyone sees him, please let me know that he’s okay.