Sexually Transmitted Covid Vaccine

No matter how long this goes on for, I am still shocked about the things that I have to clarify. No, Slappy has not found a sexually transmitted covid vaccine. He is not a scientist. He is a crazy homeless person. He lives in my basement. He does not have any “Hoes”. To the best of my knowledge, he does not have a lab to produce a vaccine.

Lastly, there is no human trafficking business operating out of my basement. There is no illegal activity occurring in my home. Please stop calling the police.

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