Please Stop Calling the Cops

The Archbishop is causing problems again because he wants me to buy him a $3000 TV. He is not a hostage. He is a crazy homeless man who has decided that the 10 year old 53″ inch plasma TV is not good enough for him. Do not listen to him. The local cops want to start fining me due to the excessive calls at my address. Stop listening to him.

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