Watyr Festival and Booking Requests

If you are interested in Watyr Festival package and Line Up information, fill out the e-mail contact request below. Please note: The Watyr Festival is not real. Slappy does not have access to Nicholas Cage’s Island and he does not know Ja Rule. He will probably spend all money that you send him on strippers. I can’t believe I have to say this, but don’t believe anything that the Archbishop says on the internet. He’s completely crazy.

Slappy is now available for appearances at clubs and private parties in the Philadelphia Area. He will engage in a meet and greet with your guests. He also has party games lined up and his own brand of hilarious Slappy antics. Great for Fraternity parties, birthdays, club openings and bachelor parties. Fill out the request form below now for booking information. This is real and references are available.